MeatHead Humor Vol:2

Mar 13, 03:56 PM

Here at Basic we decided to follow in the footsteps of Universal Animal Pak and create a little ad campaign of our own……Enjoy

Steel is steel. But sometimes steel is stone…stone with the tensile strength of steel. How do you get to that point? When the pedal’s to the metal. At first I was just a mountain made of many a stone. But every mountain has valleys, and people build bridges across valleys. I build bridges between mad swoll and being a Herculean phenom. When the going gets tough, I get tougher. Yeah, I pound my steel. My hammers pound crazy supps and skin tearing reps. Cause that’s what it takes to be stone. The only thing that rubs stone is wind and archaeologists. I both make wind and I freaking break wind. The only thing that polishes my contours are the hands of time. So next time you go hiking get used to the terrain. Cause my back is a reliable replacement for a topographic map. This steel mountain is strong. It stands alone and alone it stands. Being nice is hard but being hard is nicer.

— Basic Nutrition